Mary: I don't like this room.
Aiko: Really Mary? what's the matter with it?
Mary: oh, it's small and horrible.And it's in a student hostels! I don't like hostels.I like apartment! Big,big apartment! I want to live in a big beautiful apartment.What about you Aiko?
Aiko: Well,in Japan I have very small apartments,but I like big apartments too.
Mary: Listen Aiko.I know a scottish guy.He has some apartments.His name's Mac Penny.
Aiko: wow...really? What's his phone number?
Fat man: Hey...what's your name darling?
Mary: Go to hell mister!Does Mr.Mac Penny live here?
Fat man: No he doesn't.Hey!hey!hey! what's do you want now?
Mary: Where does Mr.Mac Penny live?
Fat man: Down stairs!
Mary: Mr.Mac Penny?
Mac Penny: What do you want from me?
Mary : My name's Mary Hartman.And this is my friend Aiko Tomura.We want to looking at an apartment.
Mac Penny : Ah,yes!come with me my dears!There's a nice apartment.It's up stairs.
Mac Penny: That's the apartment,my dears.Oh,well,er...this is the bed room my dears.
Mary and Aiko: The bed room!but there isn't a bed!
Mac Penny: Well, no.There isn't a bed but there's a nice mattress.
Mary: A nice mattress? huh!
Mac Penny: Well, and this is the bath room.
Mary: Where's the bath,please?Ah, there isn't a bath,but there's a sink!
Mac Penny: And er...this is kitchen.
Mary: The kitchen? But there isn't a stove!
Mac Penny: No,there's a cup board.A nice big a cup board.And this is the living room.
Mary: Oh, really?there isn't a chair or a table in here.There isn't a bed in the bed room!There isn't a stove in the kitchen.There isn't any furniture in this apartment!
Mac Penny: I'm poor man.And furniture is expensive.Well, do you like the apartment?
Mary: Not really.How much is it?
Mac Penny: It's only $2000 a month.
Mary and Aiko: What?$2000 a month?That's very expensive!Listen Mr. Mac Penny! I live in a student hostel.And room is only $400 a month.We're only student Mr. Mac Penny.$2000 is very expensive for us!
Mac Penny:Oh, I understand.You're only student.Well,for you my dears,$1900 a month.Now that isn't expensive is it?It's very cheap.
Mary: No,no,no!It isn't cheap!This apartment is terrible.Come on Aiko!
Mac Penny: What about $1800,$1700,$1600,$1500!
Mary: Go to hell Mr. Mac Penny!What a horrible apartment!Look at this street! I don't want to live here!I want apartment with a big a big double bed and a big kitchen!Also a big beautiful bath and with beautiful furniture.And beautiful a men!(kidding).
Mac Penny: Have a drink with me darling!
Mary:Go to hell Mr!I want to see an apartment!