19 Oktober, 2009

Go to hell Mr!(hehe)

Mary: I don't like this room.

Aiko: Really Mary? what's the matter with it?

Mary: oh, it's small and horrible.And it's in a student hostels! I don't like hostels.I like apartment! Big,big apartment! I want to live in a big beautiful apartment.What about you Aiko?

Aiko: Well,in Japan I have very small apartments,but I like big apartments too.

Mary: Listen Aiko.I know a scottish guy.He has some apartments.His name's Mac Penny.

Aiko: wow...really? What's his phone number?

Fat man: Hey...what's your name darling?

Mary: Go to hell mister!Does Mr.Mac Penny live here?

Fat man: No he doesn't.Hey!hey!hey! what's do you want now?

Mary: Where does Mr.Mac Penny live?

Fat man: Down stairs!

Mary: Mr.Mac Penny?

Mac Penny: What do you want from me?

Mary : My name's Mary Hartman.And this is my friend Aiko Tomura.We want to looking at an apartment.

Mac Penny : Ah,yes!come with me my dears!There's a nice apartment.It's up stairs.

Mac Penny: That's the apartment,my dears.Oh,well,er...this is the bed room my dears.

Mary and Aiko: The bed room!but there isn't a bed!

Mac Penny: Well, no.There isn't a bed but there's a nice mattress.

Mary: A nice mattress? huh!

Mac Penny: Well, and this is the bath room.

Mary: Where's the bath,please?Ah, there isn't a bath,but there's a sink!

Mac Penny: And er...this is kitchen.

Mary: The kitchen? But there isn't a stove!

Mac Penny: No,there's a cup board.A nice big a cup board.And this is the living room.

Mary: Oh, really?there isn't a chair or a table in here.There isn't a bed in the bed room!There isn't a stove in the kitchen.There isn't any furniture in this apartment!

Mac Penny: I'm poor man.And furniture is expensive.Well, do you like the apartment?

Mary: Not really.How much is it?

Mac Penny: It's only $2000 a month.

Mary and Aiko: What?$2000 a month?That's very expensive!Listen Mr. Mac Penny! I live in a student hostel.And room is only $400 a month.We're only student Mr. Mac Penny.$2000 is very expensive for us!

Mac Penny:Oh, I understand.You're only student.Well,for you my dears,$1900 a month.Now that isn't expensive is it?It's very cheap.

Mary: No,no,no!It isn't cheap!This apartment is terrible.Come on Aiko!

Mac Penny: What about $1800,$1700,$1600,$1500!

Mary: Go to hell Mr. Mac Penny!What a horrible apartment!Look at this street! I don't want to live here!I want apartment with a big a big double bed and a big kitchen!Also a big beautiful bath and with beautiful furniture.And beautiful a men!(kidding).

Mac Penny: Have a drink with me darling!

Mary:Go to hell Mr!I want to see an apartment!

19 komentar:

yans"dalamjeda" mengatakan...

Ini nich yg bikin saya keder, baca yang english-english. ampun, ora ngerti babar pisan. hehehe. Oh my God!!!
cm bs ngomong nice post!

al-lavendari mengatakan...

Salam.

saya tak faham apa yang ingin di sampaikan. adakah ianya satu jenaka atau satu renungan kepada mereka yang sentiasa tidak puas hati atas apa yang ada. atau mereka yang bercita2 besar sedangkan kemammpuan tidak ada?

Ali Mas'adi mengatakan...

ha..ha..ha.. kacian si mary..

aviorclef mengatakan...

Assalamualaikum Wr.Wb
Mary itu bloon atau gmn y???
1. Dpt info dr mana tuh ttg Mr.Mac??? kalau q jadi Mary, malu kalilah aku....
2. Sok tahu...
3. Sok pgn extra service, tp kagak pny uang kan? Kagak nyadar tuh...
Eh, mb, tuj.post ni what?so what post??hahaha...kayak Dedy Corbuzier saja....

AISHALIFE-LINE mengatakan...

@ yans"dalamjeda"
hehe..lagi nggak ada postingan bro.jadi yang ada di porting.Thanks ya.
@al-lavendari
tidak ada maksud atau kesimpulan tertentu bro.Just dialog apa yang terjadi.
@Ali mas'adi
hehe iya bro.She's smart girl.
@aviofclef
hehe. dia tidak nyangka aja bro.apartmen yang jelek harganya 2000 dolar per bulan :D.paling akhir 1500 dolar.kan dia biasa nyewa 400 dolar per bulan.
Nah, sudah kecewa,ditambah lagi Mr.macnya ngajak nemanin minum.Tambah bete kan? hehehe.

NURA mengatakan...

salam sobat
trims sharingnya,,
siapa sih Mr Mac,itu mba,,,
pingin tahu aja ya..saya nich.

Sang Cerpenis bercerita mengatakan...

he he he lucu..

reni mengatakan...

Apartmen emang mahal ya... Kudu punya duit banyak bisa bisa dapat apartmen yang 'memuaskan' hehehe..

secangkir teh dan sekerat roti mengatakan...

aduh, kenapa bahasa inggris,,???


uhm!

Zippy mengatakan...

Xixixiixi...banyak maunya ah...
Apartemen mewah...
Wuih....gak mampu saya buat belinya, hehehehhe...
Lucu ceritanya mbak :D

AISHALIFE-LINE mengatakan...

@Nura
itu loh sis,yang punya apartmen hehehe.
@Sang cerpenis bercerita
emang sis hehe
@reni
betul sist.Tingkah anak-anak student itu sok gitu loh hehe.
@secangkir teh dan sekerat roti
hehehe
@Zippy
hehehe sama dong bro.thanks.

buwel mengatakan...

maab udah nyoba di translate pake googletranslate tapi buwel tetep nggak paham mbak, mo ketawa nggak enak juga, kayaknya sih lucu....hehehheeh

a-chen mengatakan...

go to hell artinya pergilah ke neraka ya... :-(

bocahbancar mengatakan...

Hohohohoho mstress karena kebanyakan minum tuwh Mac Mbak

Quinie mengatakan...

sissss... pakabarrr? kemaren baru ajah ketemuan ama ari & ode dan sayah bertanya tentang kabar dikau. alhamdulillah kalo dikau bae2 ajah.

hm.. pelajar kok mau bagus banget apartemennya, mana seninya kalo kaya gitu? :D

AISHALIFE-LINE mengatakan...

@Buwel
owh Ok, bro.Tambah lucu kali ya kalau pakai google tranlate hehehe.
@A-chen
betul sekali bro..begitulah bahasa gaul anak pelajar sekarang hehe.
@bocanbancar
maksudnya bro? hehehe
@Quinie
owh,really sis?gemana kabar mereka?sehat kan?semoga aja ya...
Yah..begitulah pelajar senior sis hehehe

Noor's blog (inside of me) mengatakan...

Sebenernya yang cari kamar siapa sih...? mba Aiko apa mba Mary, klo mba Aiko kayaknya oke2 aja tuh...

AISHALIFE-LINE mengatakan...

@noor's blog
Mary bro.

MbahKung mengatakan...

But, an appartment in Japan is also expensive, isn,t ? What about in Jedda ?
Regards